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Friday, 25 April 2008 |
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Camel A newly assigned Capt. asked the Sgt. what the camel is for. The Sgt. shyly said they use it when they feel an urge for a female. The Capt. understood, so he let the camel stay. One night the Capt. felt an urge, so the Sgt. brought the camel to his tent. Aftr sex w/ the camel he saw the Sgt. smiling outside. So he asked the Sgt.: "Is that the way you do it?". The Sgt. replied: "No Sir, we usually ride the camel to the next town where the girls are." =) Nitrates Chemistry teacher asks a beautiful sexy student: "What are NITRATES?" The cute bombshell replied shyly: "Sir, NITRATES are more expensive than Day Rates." =) Si Inday Babae: "Langya kang lalaki ka! Ginabi ka nanaman! Lasing ka pa! Ang kapal ng muka mo!! Hayop ka talaga!!!" Lalaki: "Tumahimik ka nga Inday! Katulong ka lang dito!" =)+ |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 29 April 2008 )
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The Legend of Mariang Makiling |
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Tuesday, 22 April 2008 |
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According to legend, there was a time when the gods could live like ordinary mortals do. Although these gods were enchanted, they could speak, love, and even go to the market like what people do in our time. This story tells what happened to the daughter of two such deities. This is the story of Mariang Makiling.
Two deities, Dayang Makiling and Gat Panahon, had an only daughter name Maria. Because of her beauty and charm, she was the delight of her parents. The source of their joy and strength, Maria was, to them, a jewel, a treasure that madelife full of light and laughter. At that time people could talk with the deities face to face, and even sit with them side by side underneath a tree. People could also ask for help when they were in need, provided that they asked in a solemn manner.
It was the custom of Maria to go to a small market, sometimes called talipapa, on weekdays. Just like other women, she would on such occasions wear clothes made of silk and embroidered with flowers and wide stripes for this was the fashion at that time. Maria had long, black abundant hair which she usually decorated with pomelo flowers. When she went to the market, her flowing hair would touch her ankles. As she passed along, gallant men would bow their heads to signify their respect. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 April 2008 )
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Thursday, 24 April 2008 |
Tumunog ang kampana sa munting Kapilya ng isang nayon sa bayan ng Paete, lalawigan ng Laguna. Napabalikwas si Manuel at masuyong ginising ang nahihimbing na kabiyak. "Gising na Edna, at tayo'y mahuhuli sa misa." Marahang nagmulat ng mga mata ang babae, kumurap-kurap at nang mabalingan ng tingin ang asawa ay napangiti.
Mabilis na gumayak ang mag-asawa upang magsimba sa misang minsan sa isang buwan idinaraos sa kanilang nayon ng kura paroko ng bayan. Hindi nagtagal at ang mag-asawa ay kasama na sa pulutong ng mga taga-nayong patungo sa Kapilya. Magkatabing lumuhod sa isang sulok ang magkabiyak at taimtim na nananalangin. "Diyos ko," and marahang panalangin ni Edna, "Patnubayan mo po kami sa aming pamumuhay, nawa's huwag magbago ang pagmamahal sa akin ni Manuel." Si Manuel naman ay taimtim ding dumadalangin sa kaligtasan ng asawa, na alam niyang nagtataglay sa sinapupunan ng unang binhi ng kanilang pag-iibigan. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 24 April 2008 )
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